Friedrich Fabrizio

I was digging through my old things and found this photo of Fabrizio from back in the day. He must have known my Grandfather, Big Monkey.

Bath

My baths are becoming far more frequent and aggrevating. Paul seems to have gone on a bit of a cleaning binge. I shat on the floor three times today in protest.

Big Monkey Records

I'm gonna have a shitload of free time in Paris, 'cuz I'm only teaching twelve hours a week, so I've decided to set up my own record label. Just need to write some tunes and we're away...

Bogged Down

Once again I find myself apologising for the lack of updates on my site. I'm loaded with work at the moment and need to study like a machine.

Big Monkey In Zurich

Aaron Piskorowski

So a little over a month ago I went on a trip to Zurich with Escobar, but hes such a lazy shit that he didnt get me the pictures to post until a couple of days ago. He got a pretty nifty tattoo. He says it's the symbol of munich, but i think it looks like him in drag.
While he was getting it done i decided to go off and do some wandering around the city on my own.

I spent some time in the shade next to all the pretty flowers,

and then afterwards i had this picture taken with my new mate.

We probably should have taken some more photos, but I was too busy boozing.

England Crash Out

I can't even bring myself to talk about England leaving the tournament - it's just too painful.

The important thing is that the Germans didn't win.

I've had a few complaints (from German students) about the remarks made in an earlier post. We all know I despise the national football team, but making reference to Nazis constructing the Olympic Stadium was probably a little below the belt. I reluctantly apologise.

As for Zidane's Kopfstoß in the final, good work. If someone insulted my mum and sister (who are incidentally still struggling for survival back in Kenya), I would have nutted them in the face, not the chest.