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The following weblog is unsuitable for children under the age of 16
Banana Abuse
Paul took a stack of my bananas into the classroom this morning and used them to teach the children how to count to ten. I was NOT impressed by the sight of them being manhandled and bruised by the little cretins. He'd better think of a different teaching medium or he'll be waking up to a few special ape deliveries in the bed tomorrow.
Pianist
This evening I learnt the first page of Mozart's Piano Sonata No.9 (KV331) so I'm pretty chuffed with myself.
Mexican Grande
Today I went to McDonald's on my lunchbreak and tried out the new Mexican Grande burger. It was proper McFucking Shit. Be warned.
Chicken Mega Meal, One Naan
Paul and I have started eating really childish shit like chicken nuggets, chips and beans for breakfast. I think I might be getting a little homesick. Last night I had a dream about Brick Lane and when I woke up there was drool on my pillow.
Will You Take Me To Mount Splashmore?
Tomorrow I have to wake up at half five in the morning to get the shitty regional train to some training conference on the outskirts of Paris. It's going to kill me. Apparently the place is quite near Disneyland - I'm working on Paul at the moment, but I'm not entirely sure how much it costs to get in...
